MLIA

my life is awkward, not average. like to outrageous amounts. like for some reason, every day in 1st hour my eyelashes start to stick together real bad every time i blink, (ya know that feeling? it's freakin annoying) and for some reason no one talks in that class. it's seriously dead silent except for me and Lisa who sits next to me... we talk the whole hour. mostly gossip about people.. what? yeah anyways, it's just terrible when people catch you doing something stupid. like pulling the sock that slipped down in your gorgeous new light brown leather steve madden boots and your hand gets stuck while your bent down with your head under your desk... or when your using the eyelash curler in class that you borrowed from lisa and you look up to see like 5 people giving you super weird looks. or when you ask your anatomy teacher if there's such a thing as concentrated water and she answers with a disguised way to say it's a stupid question. guess what? it made sense to me! or like when you wear these super cute juicy capri's your dad got you for your birthday that are super tight in the leg area but really big in the waist and you dont realize til you get home from school that you tucked your pink ruffly shirt into your black lacy underwear that was made visable due to the oversized waist band of the pants. not like that has ever happened to me. because it definitely hasn't. or when you wear a really see through white dress to school the day its raining and freezing. with freakin black underwear again... but again, that's never happened, it was definitely a semi hypethetical situation. or when you see this girlfrom junior high and say hi to her and she looks at you like you're insane... note to the world: if this happens you just stop talking and walk away, dont call her by her first name and stick around long enough for her to ask how she knows you. because then you start rambling on about how you had 3 classes together in 8th grade. but then.. you realize you never actually talked to this girl, you just stalked her because she was super cute and her boyfriend was hot. once again, none of this has ever happened to me. the end.