The Beauty School Run-Down.

They should not call beauty school beauty school. why? because it's not beautiful in any way. it might sound glamorous and easy and fun but it's definitely not. haircoloring is not easy. haircutting? is an art. it's not like there's only 4 different haircuts and everyone has one of the 4. noooo. there's 234879835789435 different haircutting methods and each person is completely diffferent. for anyone who says hairstyling is what stupid people do when they drop out of college, you're oblivious to the world. but back to beauty school, it's ridiculous. a half hour driving there, stressed out as can be. i do the assignment for the day. usually a perm wrap, a roller set or highlights. well that takes about 30 minutes tops. but i'm there for 4 hours. minus a half hour clean up... so that equals 3 hours left with nothing to do. usually i lay on the ground, spin in the spinny chairs, gossip, make fun of people, re-evaluate my life and plan how i'm gonna go home and exercise like a mad woman. or maybe look through magazines, talk with lauren and amanda about how life is gonna be so good in 5 years. and how me and lauren are going to drive to colorado in my uncle's porche for amanda's wedding in 3-5 years. and since we still have about 2 hours left in the beauty school day by this point, we get so bored that we start planning stupid details. like how the super long drive to colorado should be put to productuve use. such as, wearing a highlighting cap on our heads. whyy? well to keep out hair from blowing all over the place. and by pulling out small peices of hair from the cap, we can get natural highlights while we drive. and then if we drove in swim suits, bam. 10 hour tan. what's that called? productive multi-tasking. i think it's a subconcious effect of beauty school. while we sit there and do nothing for 3 hours, it inspires us to make proper use of the time we have once we get out of there. and i also decided, i would not have such a bad gossiping problem if i didn't sit there for 3 hours and have nothing better to do than gossip. i think i'm gonna need to find a productive cosmo hobby... maybe sneak in some dumbells and do bicep curls under my station after i'm done with the 30 minute assignment. sometimes we do crunches off the spinny chairs but that's difficult because all the blood rushes to your head and the floor is really hard if you end up slipping off... which hasn't happened yet, but i think risking the dumbells would be a lot better.