brilliance.

so this summer is consisting of what i like to call, productive healthy laziness. that pretty much means making no effort whatsoever to look even decently attractive with the assistance of makeup/hair products/socially acceptable clothing. oh and also sitting at home doing nothing, sleeping definitely longer than is needful, watching tv shows andgoing through stupid chick flicks. oh and most importantly, facebook stalking the people i used to hang out to somewhat remain the normal social teenage society. oh and texting attractive males. even though i hate texting.. whatevs. but anyways, back to the productive healthy part of my summer. i'm on an intense exercise plan. every other day, 30 minutes of crazy hard gunnar peterson work out videos. that's what's up. then i jog like, a whole mile on the treadmill. on a good day.. irrrelevent. and then i follow that glorious procedure with 45-60 minutes of intense backyard tanning. (this time varies on how much heat edurance/sweat soaking i can endure). now you're probly thinking, this is brilliant, Heidi's finally going somewhere with her life, why doesn't she do this every day? because. then i would have to wash my hair everyday. which would mean i would go through glorious hair reconstructive, medicated, expensive shampoos and conditioners twice as fast. not okay. and i'm not made of money. and i'm not. i repeat, NOT. getting a job. i'm not working at some nasty fast food place. or bagging groceries at wakmart like my mother wants me to do. no mother. my wise cousin put this best, "i don't dooo walmart." and i especially dont work walmart. nooo. because i'll go back to this, i'm lazy. and not just that, i dont want to work somewhere embarrassing where people i know will see me. i just cant do that. oh but back to my summer laziness plan thing, i had 2 dates yesterday. crazy right? another thing about me. i hate dating... i hate dates. the dating scene is not my thing. please not that i didn't say the boy scene, i said the dating scene. it just stresses me out. too much pressure to keep up conversation and say the right thing and be social but not annoying and look decent but not looking like you tried too hard, ya know? it's just stressful. but yeah, 2 dates on saturday. i've only had like maybe 5 in my entire life.. i cannot physically or emotionally handle 2 in one day. to make matters worse, because of my summer plan, i havent gotten ready in roughly 1-2 weeks. so i forgot how to do it.. like, how do correctly apply mascara? i dont even remember. does this outfit look homely? i just really dont know. it was seriously the worst experience of my life. keep in mind for those 1-2 weeks i've done litterally nothing. and i loved it. but you loose the touch after a while, it really happens. now i understand why when people get married and have kids they loose the touch. i dont blame them, i lost it after a week. i cant even imagine actually having a busy, productive life... it's just crazy. my mom thinks people think i'm a materialistic snob when they read this and my facebook. guess what mom. #1 no one reads my blog #2 i dont care. #3 it's not my fault i have nothing else to talk about it becides clothes and hair. and hatin on stupid girls on fb.. but to prove i'm going somewhere with my life, i'm going to say this. i took ACT yesterday. aren't you proud? and i think i did kind of almost okay on it. there ya go.