my insane male cosmo teacher always uses the word "proactive" in his speeches about how if everyone on earth picked up one piece of trash then we could prevent global warming or something of that sort. there's 2 problems with these weekly speeches i think. #1 you're here to teach us how to cut hair, not to share your opinions with saving the planet. #2, maybe im stupid but is proactive really the best word choice there? i dunno... but he uses it wayy too much. let's keep in mind this is a 5 foot 5inch, size 5 foot in womens footwear man in his 50's who tucks cargo pants in with a white button up shirt (if you can consider a shirt buttoned up when the top 5 are open revealing a nasty tan chest covered with gray hair and a gold chain necklace with an eagle on). Then he has, of all possible choices, a rose tatooed on his shoulder, reveled when he wears a tee shirt with the sleeves rolled up like girls like to do in 8th grade when they think they are too cute to wear a regular tee shirt. whateverr... and then to top it all off, he's teaching a class of 40 stupid crack whore girls how to cut and color hair. because apparently he's the expert because he worked for nioxin for 15 years and traveled to france for hair shows with loreal. well guys.. let me tell you something. he is wayyy too full of himself, he is not that swell. the problem with guy hairstylists is places hire them because they are rare and assumed to be better than girls. well most of them are not... how would they know how to healthily care for long hair? have they ever had long chemically processed hair? yeah i doubt it. sure, they can style it for an hour, but they aren't going to be there when it gets way too overproccessed and it starts falling off. dumbb... well anyways, i decided that i need to start living a healthier lifestyle. because when im old and married and what not, i want to already have a healthy habit lifestyle so i can live a long time and not be extremely overweight. therefore, im now starting a schedule to living a proactive, healthy lifestyle. this includes the following:
-getting home from evit at 4;30, lay out tanning for 30-45 minutes while i do my homework
-15 minutes treadmill walk/jog
-30 toning cardio workout video complete with a cool down muscle strengthening course.
-shower then let my morroccan oil deep hyddrating mask sit for 20 minutes while i once again do my homework.
BOOM. that's it. it's gonna be glorious.