The Attractive Male Style Guide Summarized by Heidi Shields.

 It's just such a shame when potentially attractive males don't know how to dress decent, therefore decreasing their overall appearance. It's not that hard, men only have so many clothing options... But anyways, I have step by step laid out the basics of male clothing do's and don'ts.


 Do: Hoodies. Any color, zip up's are better. a basic hoodie is a necessity in every boy's closet. wear it with the hood up? well. the way i see it, hoods are possibly the most attractive invention on male clothing that ever existed. hoods up=definite fashion yes.
 quick note on hair. DO: fohawk. not too dramatic, just slight.
DO: messy, unkept-ness. added to the fohawk, veryy nice.
Do: layering. blazers with button up's under, fabulous if it can successfully be pulled off. cropped pants, also wonderful. these boots that are featured above? only in high fashion right now, if a high schooler was to wear these to school it would be interesting.. but i love them. look at that! it's nice.
 DO: plaid. rolled up sleeves? yes. plus aviator sunglasses.
DON'T: short sleeve button up. i don't know why, i just cant stand them. the only way this would be acceptable (in my opinion) is if the sleeves were rolled up once or twice. but this could be sketchy..

 DO: basic V necks and beanies.
 DO: plaid flannel, beanie, hood up, aviators. BAM. Zac Efron knows his stuff.
I added this one just because he's hot and i love vanessa. 

DO: converse. but careful, DONT lace them up all the way and make sure it's with the right jeans. not too skinny at the bottom, but def not so baggy that it covers them up, ya know? oh and leather jackets can be glorious as well.
DO: flat billed baseball caps. Justin here is wearing this perfectly, the rim needs to be up. pretty much as far up as it will go without falling off the head.
 DONT: over match. this example isn't tooo bad.. now if the shoes had black soles and laces and he was wearing a purple watch... too matchy matchy. not okay.
 DO: cardigans.
 DO: sorry it's blurry. henley's are good!
 ahhhh Zac Efron... <3 everything above is perfect. the grunge look is fabulous.
okay dont judge this. yes, the jeans are a little too tight and he looks slightly fruity. i just like the hair, sweater, blazer combo.

now this.... looks like a girl. haha i just like the hair/beanie. and the rest of the outfit if it was a girll..




Well. this concludes our style guide of acceptable male clothing. i hope you learned a little bit of how Heidi Shields' brain works. don't judge me if you think it's just toooo weird... i like weird. and grungy. i LOVE grungy.
"I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me - dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?’ My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder. - Emma Watson

adventures of life.

Newly Discovered  Things That I Strongly Dislike:
-online classes. in particular, microsoft applications online. it's terrible.
-wrapping perms. at first i liked spending 2+ hours wrapping teeny tiny sections of hair around itty bitty rods. it was kind of theraputic, gave some time for me to evaluate my life. plus i was pretty good at it. well... litterally 57 perm wraps later... terrible. and let me share a little known fact with you about beauty school. when a cosmo teacher's having a bad day, they always assign the project that will keep people quiet, require little to no assistance from the teacher, and yet still be considered legal beauty school education. what is this assignment, might you ask? perm wraps. shoot. me. now.
-sugar/fast food/white flour. it causes rapid weight gain, sick stomach feelings, headaches, muscle aches, fatigue. eventually leading to mild depression. do i need to further explain my reasoning?
-comma rules. in english, my teacher had recently found joy in creating lots of tests and assignments using all the different comma rules in sentences. is this reallyyy necessary? no. no it's not. put a comma where it sounds right and you think it needs to go. there's no need to name each sentence with fancy literary terms like appositive and predicationatory hgfghjbdf whatever. it's just confusing.
-memorizing. that's all school is. and i'm  sick of it. to name a few examples, the literary terms listed above. waste of brain power. scripture mastery. now of course there's a good reasoon behind scripture mastery, i respect that. i just dont feel that this applies to everyone. some of us, we dont have that kind of brain capacity. is it possible? of course. 3 hours of studying and i learned all 25 for this year. but... because of this, half of my brain is worn out from trying to do so. the only half remaining is the part that tells you to breathe and keeps your heart beating and what not. so, might i ask, what ever would i have done if i had to memorize something else important? well. it's possible it would take up the other half of my brain, resulting in a decrease of manditory body functions. and possibly death. but this doesn't apply to all people, just the ones like me and my mother.
-girls with short fried hair who try to wear extensions. this goes without explanation, just dont do it.
-government. who needs it? it's just confusing. that if we didn't have government, there couldn't be government, economics, american history and world history high school classes. bam. that's a whole lot less teachers to hire. bam. our economy is suddenly richer. excuse me... more rich.
-driving. it's stressful. and dangerous. not okay.
-girls who wear cat ears, fox tails, pajama pants, knee-high, lace up converse, cat/dog collars or strange beanies with stuffed animals on top. um... yeah. i just dont get it. don't get me wrong, im sure these people are very very nice. they could possibly be super inteligent and could have lots to offer this world. but dressing in the manner listed above is not socially acceptable. the only thing that proves is that they must be extremely secure with themselves.
-makeup. it's suchh a waste of time. spending time painting it on in the morning. then it's smeared and sweat off by lunch time. reapplied. smeared and sweat off by the end of the day. but who cares? so it's left looking repulsive. then later that night it has to be reapplied to look presentable to go hang out with people. it's just insane.
-college prep. it stresses me out. people keep asking me what i'm going to do when i graduate... i really just dont know. and i kind of dont want to think abbout it until i have to.. haha

Newly Discovered Things That I love.
-paul mitchel super skinny serum. check it out
-catwalk salt spray
-messy, unkept hair. kayla mocks me. so what? here's my theory: 1. my hair never stays the way i want it to for the rest of the day as a result of sweat and wind etc. so if i try to make it look messy, no one will tell the difference. 2. if curl falls out, (which it will cuz it's my hair) everyone will think it's supposed to look like that. 3. less damage. sleep with it wet, scrunch it? no heat. bam. who cares if' it's an awkward frizzness? 4. much less prep time. wrap it losely around a curling iron? i've got it down to 10 minutes. shake it out, load it with product, freeze spray it. wa-bam. dont judge.
-vintage. anything vintage.
-the time era 1910-1960

Books I've Read Lately and Loved:
-5 cents a Dance.
-The Pact
-The List

Movies I Can't Stop Thinking About and Comparing My Daily Life to:
-Water for elephants. <3
-pearl harbor
-flyboys
-cinderella man
-that thing you do
-walk the line
-never back down
-the notebook
-beastly
-the time travelor's wife


Food I Can't Stop Eating:
-lemon water
-chocolate
-cookie dough
-corn tortias

Habits I Can't Break:
-eating the above foods
-giving people dirty looks in the hallways without trying to
-being lazy
-having little to no motiviation
-picturing my life married to a hot personal trainer with a plastic surgeon brother. (ashamed to admit, but it's the truth)
-spelling things wrong. over and over again.
-staring at boys.
-contimplating my future childrens names 3+ times daily.

My Future Kid's Names:
Boy: Gadsden, Stanton, Braxton, Landon, Graham, Hudoson, Bently, Stetson, Stockden (spelling unsure on that one. haha)
Girl: Austynn (iffy) Bridget, Miller, Lucy, Sophie, Sally, Jocelyn, Spencer

Dirty Little Whores/PLL/Pretty Little Liars

My friend's dad calls this show dirty little whores, therefore i cant take credit for that nickname. pretty much, i love this show to death. is it a little... uhh.... risky? yes. yes it is. ill admit that. but i still am obsessed with it. it's really difficult for me to admit that i like it, for it is somewhat centered around sluts and materialistic things. not to mention that it's super popular right now. and i dont like liking things that other people like. like, ya know what i mean? ps i said like so many times right there on purpose. just so you know.


why do i love this show? well i'll tell you why. with picture references. :)
Reason #1: theses girls are... HOT.


Reason #2. the plot is amazing. sometimes it does get a little bit confusing and complicated and dirty. and sometimes it's obvious the script writters are just trying to stretch this out over as many seasons as possible... but whatevs. i still like it.


this is Hannah. i am inlove with her. just look at that! she's adorable. i try to get my hair to look like hers... haha


okay.... Aria. i LOVE her. look at that!


Reason #3. they dress amazing. this was the best picture i could find to even somewhat represent how much of a fashion icon they are to my life. ya know how there's those shows that kind of represent the styles of the decade? like.. full house. obviously the 90's. lizzy maguire. obviously early 2000's. am i right? yes. well this show, completely describes the styles of the 2010's. although most of society now a days cannot put outfits together that are even close to this good.. haha. and they each have their unique style, so it provides a wide range of inspiration. Emily: far left. tom boy, sporty, casual style. she's not my favorite.. haha. Spencer: 2nd to left. first of all, the name? wonderful. her style's more, classic vintage prep school, with a twist. Aria: 2nd from right. i loveeee herrr..... she's gorgeous. and her hair's so thick and dark and wonderful. her style's kind of vintage, kind of punk rock sort of. kind of indie/hippie. Hannah: far right. girly. classic style, ruffles, pastels, pearls, glitter. but sooo cute... <3


Reason #4 look at that hairrrr.


Reason #5. the boys. hot teacher alert. featured above.

hot rebel boy. he needs to cut his hair though...

jerk, but he's attractive.

kind of scary looking, but hey, ill take it.

to complete my obsession analysis, here"s a link so you can be further inspired. haha

http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/2010/12/pretty-little-liars-character-style-guide#slide=1





see for yourself.

Yes, i"m obsessed with the great American heartthrob. it's extremely cliche and immature and pathetic and i know it. but seriously, look at that. it's not normal for someone to look like this.hjgshdfghjsdbgn.






i love black and white.





 FAV.


 MARILYN. <3

Marilyn Monroe and James Dean. i need this on a poster...

Free People.

most inspirational vintage clothing line of my life. although way out of my price limit, it's fun to look at this stuff and wish and dream i could put these types of brilliant outfits together.

http://www.freepeople.com/

the cutest, most brilliant thing i've ever seen in my life.

okay so i guess the new, trendy, hip thing to do in this ever-growing technical world is to make a video for engagement save the dates. if done correctly and professionally, as down below, it's glorious. although i can see how this would be super uber tacky and just not good as well.. yeah, check it out.
http://vimeo.com/15796763

here's another one. i promise i'm not obsessed with stalking random cheesy wedding videos.. i just ran into a bunch and they enlighten my life.
http://vimeo.com/15855783

while i'm at it, i'll just include more lovey-dovey cheezy bridal stuff. this is my all time favorite engagment shoot. i would never ever do anything like this, for it would be terribly cheezy and embarrassing to send out pictures like this to announce an engagement... but the overall theme here is just wonderful. and the guy is.. freakin attractive. oh and i hate chickens.
http://greenweddingshoes.com/love-down-on-the-farm/

The life-changing hair product line of the 21st century.

I'm not even kidding, i could bear my testimony on this. I don't know how people create this kind of brilliance, but i am a firm believer that it needs to be shared with the world. and just so everyone knows, i get all of this stuff at a highly discounted price... so if you decide to try the brilliance, lemme know.
http://www.moroccanoilproducts.com/

It's not like i sit on google images and stalk celebs to see their outfit brilliance or anything... geez.

okay so check this out. i have truely been inspired, once again, by google images.

dear vanessa.. you annoy me. but i have to admit, you dress very very nice and your hair is glorious. and you dated zac efron. and you were in a movie with that alex pettyfer. that therefore cancels out my annoyance for you. look at her outfits... OMG.

lauren conrad. personally, i think she's over rated. she's cute. she has nice hair. but why is she famous again? she doesn't act, she doesn't sing, oh yeahh... she was in some reality tv shows. but ill admit, i like her. i love the hills... yeah. she dresses pretty good. not well enough to write books on fashionthough... alll first 3 seasons of the hills, what did she wear? rolled up capri's, black pointy toed heels, a plain tank top, and an ugly headband scarf. no joke. for me, i think her outfits are just typical... ya know? simple. i like more not so matchy, pattern mixing, out of the box. not too much, just more than dear LC here.



aww vanessa, you did it again.



Audrina- i love you. LC's outfit here, i like. a lot.


here's the real fashion outfit jem. Jessica Alba. she's not really known for her style... but i love it.


look at that. ADORABLE.



<3


see this is more of the stuff i like. the vintage mixed with the trendy. i just am in love with it.




brilliance.

so this summer is consisting of what i like to call, productive healthy laziness. that pretty much means making no effort whatsoever to look even decently attractive with the assistance of makeup/hair products/socially acceptable clothing. oh and also sitting at home doing nothing, sleeping definitely longer than is needful, watching tv shows andgoing through stupid chick flicks. oh and most importantly, facebook stalking the people i used to hang out to somewhat remain the normal social teenage society. oh and texting attractive males. even though i hate texting.. whatevs. but anyways, back to the productive healthy part of my summer. i'm on an intense exercise plan. every other day, 30 minutes of crazy hard gunnar peterson work out videos. that's what's up. then i jog like, a whole mile on the treadmill. on a good day.. irrrelevent. and then i follow that glorious procedure with 45-60 minutes of intense backyard tanning. (this time varies on how much heat edurance/sweat soaking i can endure). now you're probly thinking, this is brilliant, Heidi's finally going somewhere with her life, why doesn't she do this every day? because. then i would have to wash my hair everyday. which would mean i would go through glorious hair reconstructive, medicated, expensive shampoos and conditioners twice as fast. not okay. and i'm not made of money. and i'm not. i repeat, NOT. getting a job. i'm not working at some nasty fast food place. or bagging groceries at wakmart like my mother wants me to do. no mother. my wise cousin put this best, "i don't dooo walmart." and i especially dont work walmart. nooo. because i'll go back to this, i'm lazy. and not just that, i dont want to work somewhere embarrassing where people i know will see me. i just cant do that. oh but back to my summer laziness plan thing, i had 2 dates yesterday. crazy right? another thing about me. i hate dating... i hate dates. the dating scene is not my thing. please not that i didn't say the boy scene, i said the dating scene. it just stresses me out. too much pressure to keep up conversation and say the right thing and be social but not annoying and look decent but not looking like you tried too hard, ya know? it's just stressful. but yeah, 2 dates on saturday. i've only had like maybe 5 in my entire life.. i cannot physically or emotionally handle 2 in one day. to make matters worse, because of my summer plan, i havent gotten ready in roughly 1-2 weeks. so i forgot how to do it.. like, how do correctly apply mascara? i dont even remember. does this outfit look homely? i just really dont know. it was seriously the worst experience of my life. keep in mind for those 1-2 weeks i've done litterally nothing. and i loved it. but you loose the touch after a while, it really happens. now i understand why when people get married and have kids they loose the touch. i dont blame them, i lost it after a week. i cant even imagine actually having a busy, productive life... it's just crazy. my mom thinks people think i'm a materialistic snob when they read this and my facebook. guess what mom. #1 no one reads my blog #2 i dont care. #3 it's not my fault i have nothing else to talk about it becides clothes and hair. and hatin on stupid girls on fb.. but to prove i'm going somewhere with my life, i'm going to say this. i took ACT yesterday. aren't you proud? and i think i did kind of almost okay on it. there ya go.